{"id":4489,"date":"2011-06-30T18:31:04","date_gmt":"2011-06-30T16:31:04","guid":{"rendered":"peresfondateurs.co\/blogs\/ilikeyourstyle\/?p=4489"},"modified":"2011-06-29T18:37:39","modified_gmt":"2011-06-29T16:37:39","slug":"chaleur","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/peresfondateurs.co\/blogs\/ilikeyourstyle\/2011\/06\/30\/chaleur\/","title":{"rendered":"Chaleur"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Il fait foutrement trop chaud en ce moment. Une vraie fournaise. Je d\u00e9teste la chaleur. Je ne la supporte pas. Je me retrouve compl\u00e8tement d\u00e9munie face \u00e0 elle et mes trente kilos de trop me p\u00e8sent alors trop lourdement. Je sue en permanence. Ma peau est moite. Et entre mes boutons perle de vilaines goutes de sueur. Contrairement aux fines demoiselles se d\u00e9shabillant ayant trop chaud, je ne suis pas sexy du tout. Voil\u00e0 pourquoi je passe mes journ\u00e9es \u00e0 me cacher des autres. Je ne sors que la nuit. A la fra\u00eeche comme on dit. Longtemps j&rsquo;ai d\u00e9ambul\u00e9 en tongs, bermuda et chemise fine. Mais ce n&rsquo;est plus possible aujourd&rsquo;hui. Je suis trop poisseux. Il me donc m&rsquo;habiller pour contenir au maximum mes effluves et mes diff\u00e9rents d\u00e9gagements corporels. Un calvaire. 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Une vraie fournaise. Je d\u00e9teste la chaleur. Je ne la supporte pas. Je me retrouve compl\u00e8tement d\u00e9munie face \u00e0 elle et mes trente kilos de trop me p\u00e8sent alors trop lourdement. Je sue en permanence. Ma peau est moite. Et entre mes boutons perle de vilaines goutes [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[8],"tags":[44],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/peresfondateurs.co\/blogs\/ilikeyourstyle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4489"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/peresfondateurs.co\/blogs\/ilikeyourstyle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/peresfondateurs.co\/blogs\/ilikeyourstyle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/peresfondateurs.co\/blogs\/ilikeyourstyle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/peresfondateurs.co\/blogs\/ilikeyourstyle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4489"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/peresfondateurs.co\/blogs\/ilikeyourstyle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4489\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/peresfondateurs.co\/blogs\/ilikeyourstyle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4489"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/peresfondateurs.co\/blogs\/ilikeyourstyle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4489"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/peresfondateurs.co\/blogs\/ilikeyourstyle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4489"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}